My Starbucks Idea

So Starbucks has this new site that lets people contribute ideas on how to make Starbucks better. Of course, in the typical corporate fashion — they offer no reimburstment for a good idea they accept. Talk about incentive! But, anyhow, I figure I’d go ahead and post the most logical addition to Starbucks — Offering Lactaid Milk as an Option!!

My next Starbucks Idea is to create a better incentive program for people to submit ideas to them. I mean, seriously… if somebody’s going to go out of their way to help me make oodles of money, atleast put my fucking name on a run of Starbucks cups. Hell, put it on the throw-away don’t-burn-my-friggin cup sleeve for cryin’ out loud.

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